What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 06:58

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
What does the Bible say about the Antichrist? How will we know when he arrives on the scene?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
Why do so many guys love anime girls?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd